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Category: Florida

Florida funshine

When the weather in Florida is not as hot as it’s cracked up to be, what you need is a game of table football to warm you up.  I don’t profess to be anything other than bad, really bad at table football.  Even so, I think Darren could have allowed me more than the one token goal.

Final score 9:1


From Orlando to the Orient.  Well… Japan.  OK, a Japanese restaurant.  Anyway, some rather decent food and drink.



And no visit to Florida is complete without catching up with our good friends and drinking buddies, Sam and Jim.  As always, a pleasure.  Starting with a couple of coronas on Fort Lauderdale seafront, the boys did a spot of people watching.  Or should I say girls-in-bikini-watching.  


With the weather back on form, it was back to the ranch for a chill out by the pool and a bbq with a ridiculous amount of tender, juicy porterhouse steak.  Somehow, the boys even managed to not burn the onions.  No mean feat indeed.



As the party continued and we rounded out the night, somehow this… led to this…


Diving in Key Largo

So you might be forgiven for thinking it all smells of roses in Heather & Darren’s Global Adventure blog land.  After all, like Facebook, this is the bright side of life.  The side you want people to see.  The social media equivalent of a postcard.  And yet, things don’t always turn out as planned.  Take our ‘diving’ trip in Key Largo.  Unfortunately, having driven 300 miles from Orlando down to the Keys to go scuba diving, our dive was cancelled due to low visibility, windy conditions and choppy seas.

So dive aborted, what else to do but drink beer, eat fresh fish, and watch the dolphins frolicking in the surf.  Sympathy please!



From the Sublime to the Ridiculous

A slight shock to the system coming straight from snowshoeing in Utah to green and humid Kissimmee, near Orlando in Florida. There’s worse places to go to an internal audit conference than Florida, I grant you that. But what to expect of a hotel flamboyantly named The Gaylord Palms? It’s right up there with, maybe even surpasses our local drinking establishment BJs (which we’re so used to now, it barely raises a titter). I’m not sure you could get away with it in the UK, at least not with a straight face – maybe with a nod and a wink and a nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more.

The Gaylord Palms hotel has a super sized biodome thing going on – picture a US version of the Eden project but with just one dome. 


 Think expansive landscaping, with theming ranging from the winding waterways and lush vegetation of the Everglades to the laid back Key West boardwalks.  Complete with floating yacht type restaurant.


 And get this – they even have alligators. In the hotel. Well, in this biodome of an atrium. Admittedly small ones, officially called hatchlings. And turtles.

And then into this setting, insert 1,200 internal auditors. Even the alligators were scared!


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