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Heather and Darren's Travels

Author: Heather Hamilton (Page 20 of 21)

Jasper National Park

I remember when we did Jasper National Park a few years ago in the summer, it was one of those picture postcard, must see must do National Parks in a jaw-dropping scenery kind of way. But seeing it in Spring is even more impressive. In particular as we were so lucky with the weather. I had thought much of this trip, including mountain views, might be obscured by clouds and/or rain. At least for the first few days (and we’ll see for the rest), I was wrong diddly wrong wrong.

Not only that but apparently Canada is celebrating a 150 year anniversary of National Parks. Which means that ALL Canada National Parks are free for the whole year. That’s right people, 2017 is the year to check out Canada.   

We did feel a bit ripped off though. Lake Louise is one of the most famous landmarks in the Park, its reflective turquoise waters making it one of the most photographed lakes in the world. Our previous summer experience involved elbowing our way through the masses of tourists to see the view and get the picture.  


Should be a bit quieter at this time of year, we reasoned. Indeed it was (although it’s never gonna be quite the type of place you get to yourselves). No argy bargy this time…. but hang on a minute, where’s the lake? And how are there still people in the way of my photo. Oh right. That frozen white thing that people are walking on… That’s Lake Louise. No sparkling jade waters at this time of year. White and frozen. Diddled.



Arriving at the campsite near Jasper, Darren’s face lit up when he spotted that each site had its own fire ring. Not only that but a huge pile of firewood, with an offer to help yourself to as much as you can handle. Awesomeness. Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, we loaded up. And took a bit more for extra measure. Might have been a good time to remember there’s no such thing as a free lunch.


Persistent. I’ll give him that. Managed to light the damn thing with no firelighters. But with damp wood and a teeny weeny fire ring, it was always gonna be more smoke than fire. As we glanced around at other fire rings in the vacant sites, the forlorn leftover piles of wood were a tell tale sign. Other campers must have had similar experiences, hoarding their free wood booty and then abandoning it for the cosy inside of their campervans.

Spring Trio 10K, Calgary

Well who’d have thought it. We just happened to be passing through Calgary on the same day as they’re having a 10K running event. Maybe there’s more goes into planning these trips than I thought!
The night before the run involved a brewery visit to The ToolShed – great beer and a friendly barman. Luckily the thought of braving the elements the next day kept us in check.  


I’m sure you probably know I’m a bit of a fair weather runner. Having only started running after we moved to southern California, my trails of choice are run under clear blue skies and dry, desert-like conditions. So Canada in April was going to be right up my street.

Whilst the local events we’re used to generally start around 7am before things heat up too much, up here in the frozen north we were treated to a leisurely 10am start. We realized why when we opened the camper door first thing to be greeted by drizzle and freezing fog. We could barely even see the Walmart sign across the car park!  

Anyone would think they’ve held events like this before and know that’s about how long it takes for the fog to lift and rain to stop. And they were right. By the time of the race start at 10am, the fog had dissipated, the drizzle dried up and it was merely overcast. We also had a secret weapon up our sleeves – if you get parked up at the start/finish line in your campervan, you can have your porridge and coffee beforehand and stay toasty warm right up until ‘warming up’ for the race just before the start.


Even so, 40 degrees (or for the Brits, you can count on one hand the degrees above freezing), it was way chillier than we’re used to running in – layers required. A friendly and fun local event though, and Darren managed to pull a third place in his age group out of the bag. A great time but not great timing here, as he won a free brewery tour and tasting – for a brewery in Calgary.  


Could there ever be a more perfect prize for my beer-loving husband? However, the campervan was calling us and it was time to say goodbye to Calgary and get some more miles under our belt. Destination: Banff & Jasper National Parks.

Campervan kickoff: Missoula to Canadian border

Picked up from Missoula airport and we were off. The intention being to just get a few miles behind us and feel like we’d made some progress. Made it to the small town of Polson, Montana (well it seemed small at the time, we’ve been through a few smaller ones since) and set in for the night at Walmart, albeit a Walmart with a nice view.
Time to get acquainted with our pocket sized home from home. When you’re living in a space smaller than our walk in closet, what you have to be is organized. At least that’s what Darren told me on Day One. Which was just one of The Rules. Other Rules followed:

 – No solids in the toilet or you have to clean it out yourself

 – No passing a brewery within spitting distance without going in

 – No whinging about the cold

 – Darren can make up Any New Rules as he goes along at any time with no advance notice required.

The full day’s drive from Polson to Calgary was my first opportunity to get into the campervan routine. First of all, what do we even call this thing? A campervan? Mini RV? Truck camper? Adventuremobile? Let’s stick with campervan for now. The daily routine basically involves driving, stopping for coffee/treats/lunch/toilet, more driving, gawping at scenery, looking for wildlife, and the occasional hike/stroll/run.

First stop was of the coffee/treats variety. Huckleberry Patch in the town of Hungry Horse: purveyors of all things huckleberry. Huckleberry jam, huckleberry jelly, huckleberry syrup, you get the picture. Spoilt for choice, we loaded up with some huckleberry pie and preserves. For anyone not well acquainted with the huckleberry, it tastes kind of like a cross between blackberry and raspberry, without the seeds. Nom nom.


As we ascended the mountain passes skirting Glacier National Park in Montana, we came upon a herd of wild horses eyeing us warily, skittishly. Somewhat reminiscent of ponies trotting around the New Forest and yet their community is so remote, the terrain wild and frozen. These horses are hardcore. As for the coyotes – they breed them a bit bigger up here compared to ours. Or fluffier. I guess they just look bigger because of their woolly coats compared to their SoCal cousins.  


The official at the Canadian border seemed overly interested in where we were going and what we were doing. Bordering on nosy I thought. It’s a pretty quiet border crossing, as border crossings go, so I guess he’s got to earn his money somehow. Even asked if we had any alcohol (like of course we’ve got alcohol, we’re in a campervan on a road trip, what do you think!), to which Darren shiftily replied “Yeah, just a couple of beers”. Luckily the border guard left it at that.  

Camp Walmart 

I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been to a Walmart in the six years since we’ve lived in the US. Yet when you’re in a campervan, a Walmart car park becomes a thing of respite. A safe haven where you can park your camper when all else fails. Obviously it also helps if it’s close to a brewery.  

So the first two nights were spent amidst the glamour that is the Walmart car park. What IS handy about staying at Walmart is picking up a few random items that you forgot to pack/didn’t realize you needed/broke already. Top of that list was a hot water bottle to replace the one I brought to the US with me from the UK and have used intermittently over the last few years, only for it to choose the Alaska road trip as the time to start leaking and end its life. That’s timing for you! After randomly trawling the bedroom aisles in the home-store, I resorted to asking a girl in a Walmart uniform who I thought it was reasonable to assume worked there – only to be greeted with a blank stare. Little did she know that with my body heat at stake, I don’t give up that easily. My search continued.  Imagine my joy when I was thrown a hot water bottle lifeline in the pharmacy aisles. Don’t think we’ll be needing the enema tubes it came with though.

You’d think a Walmart superstore would be easy to find – but I have to disagree there. Distinctive blue sign, large letters, huge building, check. But seeing it and getting to it are two different things. Maybe three different things if you count the TomTom satnav calmly telling you to “Turn around when possible”, competing with Googlemaps on my phone which thought it knew better, not to mention me tossing in the odd helpful comment like “You should have turned off back there”. At least I’ll have plenty of time to work on my navigational skills on this trip.

And we’re off!

That feeling of anticipation you get right at the beginning of your holiday. Counting down the sleeps until Today’s the Day, dreaming of places you’ve never even heard of. Like when you first went abroad, eyes wide at the thought of flying, amazed that the huge cumbersome steel monstrosity that defied gravity could actually take off. Or when you were six years old on Christmas Eve, putting a glass of sherry and some mince pies out, along with carrots for the reindeer.   

Combine that with the sense of relief you get after an intensive few weeks at work and I was So Ready. 

I breezed through security at Seattle airport, not even a brusque pat down, stocked up with lush handmade Seattle chocolate bars and walked out to the teeny tiny plane. The type with propellers – post world war two but not quite 21st century.

Nevertheless, I was very pleasantly surprised to find complimentary beer and wine on offer during the Alaska airlines flight. 


For everyone, not just the posh people at the front. Admittedly, there was barely enough time to down the one drink, so no one was going to be taking advantage. But in this world of mark ups and add on revenue, I found it quite refreshing.  

Touch down in Missoula, Montana, and Officially On Holiday!


Goodbye Seattle, Hello Missoula

Florida funshine

When the weather in Florida is not as hot as it’s cracked up to be, what you need is a game of table football to warm you up.  I don’t profess to be anything other than bad, really bad at table football.  Even so, I think Darren could have allowed me more than the one token goal.

Final score 9:1


From Orlando to the Orient.  Well… Japan.  OK, a Japanese restaurant.  Anyway, some rather decent food and drink.



And no visit to Florida is complete without catching up with our good friends and drinking buddies, Sam and Jim.  As always, a pleasure.  Starting with a couple of coronas on Fort Lauderdale seafront, the boys did a spot of people watching.  Or should I say girls-in-bikini-watching.  


With the weather back on form, it was back to the ranch for a chill out by the pool and a bbq with a ridiculous amount of tender, juicy porterhouse steak.  Somehow, the boys even managed to not burn the onions.  No mean feat indeed.



As the party continued and we rounded out the night, somehow this… led to this…


Diving in Key Largo

So you might be forgiven for thinking it all smells of roses in Heather & Darren’s Global Adventure blog land.  After all, like Facebook, this is the bright side of life.  The side you want people to see.  The social media equivalent of a postcard.  And yet, things don’t always turn out as planned.  Take our ‘diving’ trip in Key Largo.  Unfortunately, having driven 300 miles from Orlando down to the Keys to go scuba diving, our dive was cancelled due to low visibility, windy conditions and choppy seas.

So dive aborted, what else to do but drink beer, eat fresh fish, and watch the dolphins frolicking in the surf.  Sympathy please!



From the Sublime to the Ridiculous

A slight shock to the system coming straight from snowshoeing in Utah to green and humid Kissimmee, near Orlando in Florida. There’s worse places to go to an internal audit conference than Florida, I grant you that. But what to expect of a hotel flamboyantly named The Gaylord Palms? It’s right up there with, maybe even surpasses our local drinking establishment BJs (which we’re so used to now, it barely raises a titter). I’m not sure you could get away with it in the UK, at least not with a straight face – maybe with a nod and a wink and a nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more.

The Gaylord Palms hotel has a super sized biodome thing going on – picture a US version of the Eden project but with just one dome. 


 Think expansive landscaping, with theming ranging from the winding waterways and lush vegetation of the Everglades to the laid back Key West boardwalks.  Complete with floating yacht type restaurant.


 And get this – they even have alligators. In the hotel. Well, in this biodome of an atrium. Admittedly small ones, officially called hatchlings. And turtles.

And then into this setting, insert 1,200 internal auditors. Even the alligators were scared!


Snowmobiling

Darren: “Let’s try something new that we haven’t tried before”.  Me: “OK.” Because fat tire biking and running on snow is practically old hat now. Please don’t suggest skiing; please don’t suggest skiing.  Darren: “Snowmobiling sounds like a lot of fun. Let’s go find some deep powder in the wilderness and rrrrip it up!”  Me: “Cool!”

We were in a group of 8 snowmobiles plus a guide, with a pretty even split between doubles and single riders. I’d opted to sit behind Darren on our 550cc power horse, capable of 65mph. Kitted up in more layers than you can imagine, I was actually pretty toasty throughout, even as we picked up the pace. As for the seat – oh the seat! In stark contrast to the fat tire bike seat and with my tush still feeling delicate, this seat was squishy, it was bouncy, and it was large enough for both cheeks to nestle comfortably. Not to mention heated. Yes, one happy chick.


Some riders seemed intent on providing entertainment for the rest of the group. Like upending the snowmobile and ploughing into a fence. Like becoming airborne and ending up in a tree. Like taking all your clothes off and zipping around on the snowmobile in your bikini. I kid you not.  

We were about as far into the wilderness as we were going, in an expansive snow ‘bowl’ surrounded on three sides by high ridges, with the fourth ‘side’ looking out onto amazing mountain views. At which point, we were able to let rip and do our own thing. Our idea of doing our own thing was a few laps on the snowmobile, zipping up and down and thoroughly having fun. One of our fellow riders idea of doing her own thing was getting her kit off. Even the guide had never seen anything like it, I think it made his day.



Little did our guide know that his day was about to take a turn for the worse. When left to our own devices, he’d pointed at a particularly steep slope and warned us to not to attempt it, as our machines didn’t have enough power to get up it. Everyone dutifully stayed away – no incidents there. You might think then – that someone could make the logical leap that if a particular slope was too steep, then any other steeper or higher slope would also be a no go. Erm, no. At which point our three hour snowmobile trip turned into a four hour one, while we watched the guide frantically digging out the snowmobile from handlebar deep snow, with the rest of the group unable to assist due to the precipitous location our team member had chosen to face plant.

All that remained was the double quick journey back to try to make up some of the lost time. Which didn’t really succeed due to losing some people in a tree, more digging out of snowmobiles and more face plants in the snow.


 All credit to Darren though, as we remained upright throughout and made it back in one piece.

Keeping Busy

There’s no shortage of activities to do in Park City. Starting with fat tire biking. A bit of an acquired art, I started off on the snow, shall I say, carefully. Darren advised that momentum is my friend which gradually improved my performance, boosting my confidence as my speed picked up. What I didn’t realize as we cruised past the Olympic Ski Village (from the 2002 winter olympics), was that we were going downhill with the wind behind us.

As we continued on our loop trail heading back into town, now going uphill and into the wind, I started to really feel the 7,000ft elevation in my lungs. My speed slowed and my energy was failing me. I was truly put in my place when a runner cruised past me, overtaking with ease and disappearing off into the distance.

One more thing to note about the fat tire bike – other than how cool and what a lot of fun it was – was the seat. Skinny as the one on Darren’s road bike back home and most certainly made for boys, I cursed at the bruising blows I received (which I actively voiced at every bump just in case Darren was in any doubt as to my discomfort). As the ride progressed, I tried to hover over the seat to ease my numb bum, which only rewarded me with shooting pins and needles – and not in a good way. Note to self: when hiring bikes, make sure to request a cruiser style seat.

Some interesting artwork at the side of the bike trail. These could probably still go faster than me.

 

Next day was running. Probably the biggest drama was deciding what to wear. When I saw my running partner Paola kitted out with gloves, beanie hat and multiple layers, I did a sanity check, a weather forecast check, even stuck my toe out on the balcony to test the temperature. Barely above freezing, I added layers accordingly, and we were off.

I was hoping to see a beaver, as there are a number of sets, dams and evidence of their existence in the marshy river running alongside the trail. Unfortunately not.  

There’s a really tiny Paola way off in the distance if you look hard enough

Yay, snow free patch 🙂

 

The elevation was a factor once again, but on the whole I was able to keep up. That is apart from over the snowy sections where I demonstrated my surefootedness in a similar way as a toddler taking its first steps. Meanwhile, Paola elegantly trotted off into the distance, like a nimble mountain goat.

More fun ‘art’ at the side of the trail – any excuse for a diversion 😉

Given this was supposed to be a snowshoeing holiday, it was high time to head up to some deeper snow and don our snowshoes again. We were blown away by the impressive views from the top of Guardsman Pass (and nearly blown away by the accompanying wind). Very much off piste, we were able to break our own trails, meandering up and down the steep slopes and taking in the scenery – reminding us again of why we love snowshoeing.



I have been known to get a tad excited over seeing animal tracks in the snow. At a remote spot where we spied some fresh paw shaped prints, I was convinced we were on the trail of a mountain lion. I led Darren down the mountainside, closely sticking to the lion prints, eagerly anticipating this would lead us to its den. I started to get suspicious when the tracks were heading dangerously close to a mountain lodge. Then my anticipation was rudely shattered at the sound of a dog barking. I guess Fido and Rover have paws too.

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